Enjoy! I haven't made this up, BTW. It was just a series of SMSs between me and a friend. I'm AJ and she's AR. I take credit for any jellyfish or Princess Diana references in the story.
AJ- Hello, and welcome to ADBATES! Our first topic is-
AR -Basically, if you're all thin, fair and rich, you're the only one who deserves to live.
AJ- Interesting! Nominated by...?
AJ- Right. And I'm AJ, neh?
AJ- Some people are just BORN half-wits, AR.
AR- I know, AJ! There's this one I know who thinks she's the reason the rest of the world dwelleth for, because she's a size NONE.
AJ- Gasp audibly, audience! *widens eyes*
AR - Honestly, you there! In aisle 3, eigth lass from the left! I invite you up here onstage!
AJ- Yes, come on up! *whispers to co-host "You SURE she's a... lass, then?*
AR - *Whispers, "WATCH!"* What's your name, darling?
AR- Well, you look like a pretty teenager! Tell me, do your friends think you are humble about your looks?
Gina - Of course! I'm extremely modest about my ridiculously good looks and great figure. I just don't want to hurt others who aren't as perfect as I am.
Gina- You're all just JEALOUS. I- AAAAAARRRRGH! TOMATO ALERT!
*ducks but is tripped by AJ into jellyfish tank*
AR - AJ, NO VIOLENCE! Now, Gina, I'm going to call up the friend you came with. *points to average looking girl*
Girl 2- Hi, my name's Darcy!
AR- Well, Gina. Let's see what Darcy here has to say about you?
D - THAT bytch? She thinks she's princess Caroline! In fact, I wish she was Princess Diana. BECAUSE THEN SHE WOULD BE DEAD. Although those burns do seem kinda awful-
AJ- CATFIGHT! Meow!
AR- Moving on. And stop thinking about jellyfish, AJ! What is WRONG with you?
AJ- Sorry. I was thinking about my Economics test, if you get my drift. Now Gina, what do you have to say to Darcy?
G - DARCY! YOU SAID JUST LAST NIGHT THAT I TOOK CHAD'S BREATH AWAY!
D - Because of your body odour, loser.
AR- You know, Gina. Some people CAN be better than you!
D - You couldn't know who Nietsche is to save your life.
G - I do too! Look, I'm wearing her awesome shoes RIGHT NOW!
D - Please be joking.
*AR and AJ snigger in the audience*
G - Hmmph. You're all jealous because I'm pretty and smart. I want CHADDY- POO!!!
AR - Shut up, and understand why we hate people like you.
It's short and unbelievably stupid. Just like how AR and AJ roll. =D
LOVE TO AR, WHEREVER SHE IS!
Moral Of The Story- We hate airheads who think that their ruined pair of Versace sunglasses are more important than being nice.
LONG LIVE THE VENDETTA!
*vulcan hand gesture*